"Sheldon Mashugana Gets Lost in Space"
​Trailer and Treatment for the film
written by Dean Morgan

 Dean Morgan as Writer-Actor-Producer Dean Morgan as "Sheldon Mashugana"
​Sheldon Mashugana gets Lost in Space
1)Sheldon works at the hot dog place with Jo and now has 2 kids with Reg; they live in a nice home. James is his best friend and comedy show partner that does shows at the club, with wife Jo and everything is normal until one day they see this commercial about going into space with their family
2)Commercial;  Spokstein, now you and everyone have a chance to win this great , and one in a million chance to go to outer space and go to Uranus and back with your family for FREE. Just scan this QR code and fill out the form and send it now. The drawing will be next Wed at 10pm. Live long and prosper.
 Sheldon is signing up on his phone for the trip.
3)At home watching this cool commercial, Reg and Sheldon can’t believe it.
Sheldon; Hey honey did you see that crazy commercial about going to Uranus?
Reg; Uranus? What about Uranus, have you had enough problems pooping
Sheldon; No, that not it, the commercial on TV says that we have a chance to go to the planet Uranus
Reg; OHHH, the planet Uranus, that’s quite a difference.
Sheldon; so do you want to go?
Reg; sounds dangerous, and exciting at the same time. You know that you are not going to be able to eat matzo ball up there
Sheldon; that’s ok, I heard that Uranus has rings. Anyway I signed up for fun, we probably won’t get to go, and there are millions of people applying
Reg; ok, do the kids get to go
Sheldon; yes
Reg; let me know
Sheldon; ok
4)Sheldon calls James to see what’s up, and about the show they are going to do tomorrow at the club.
Sheldon; hey James how’s it going?
James; Sheldon, did you see that crazy thing online and on TV about somebody going to Uranus and back.
Sheldon; I applied for it, there is no way I’m going to win
James; well that’s great you applied, if you win; take me along with Jo as your family.
Sheldon; ok, do you have the bit ready for the show
James; yes we are all ready, don’t forget the pickle.
5)Mother in law and Jo and Reg are in the crowd, they come in from the outside after getting out of the car and now they are in their seats waiting for the Sheldon and James to perform.
MIL: so you both like what these guys do up there
Jo; yes it’s always fun to watch them, then we make them take us out afterwords and get some ice-cream. It also beats working that hotdog place all the time, it can be a pain.
Reg; I don’t come out here all the time, but it’s always fun to get out, but I have to get my brother Menchen to help with the kids so I can get out.
MIL; (turns to Jo) I understand, so Jo how long have you been married to James
Jo; about 5 years now.
MIL; that’s nice.
Pause
MIL; I heard Sheldon applied to that mishugas space flight to Uranus. Why they picked that fakakta planet I’ll never know, they could have gone to Pluto.
Jo; what’s wrong with Uranus
MIL; don’t ask. LOL
Reg; well the odds to go are so little, there will be a thunderstorm with farfel in it before that happens, there is no way we will go.
MIL; what happens if you do go.
Reg; well, will have to get someone to look after the house; I’m not working right now so that’s not a problem. The kids I’ll home school in the ship. (Turns to Jo) I’m not sure what you’re going to do with that hotdog place if you go with us.
Jo; I’ll lease it out to someone, and the house, I have a family member to take care of it. I think the guys are ready to go. Look.
 
6)That night Sheldon and James are at the club and they are putting on their show.
James; I got the pickle
Announcer; ladies and gentlemen I want to introduce to you the crazy and funny Sheldon and James!!!
Sheldon; ok try to keep it in your mouth while saying the words about the hot dogs.
James; ok I’ll try.
Sheldon; are you ready.
James; yes
Sheldon ; hello can I help you
James; I want a hot dog
Sheldon; I can’t quite understand you; you sound like you’re having oral sex.
James; I want a hot dog
Sheldon; nope still can’t understand you, too many women ey, you need to take that pickle out of your mouth
James; blaaaa, (spit the pickle out of his mouth) I WANT A HOT DOG      
Sheldon; Ok it cost a $1
James; does it come with anything
Sheldon; ketchup
James; how much is that
Sheldon another $1
James; what about onions
Sheldon. $2
James, WHAT! Are you nuts!
Sheldon; no nuts are between my legs and they are NOT FOR SALE
James; what about bright green relish
Sheldon; $5
James; this is crazy, I can purchase a bottle of nice Carmel wine and have some borished for this much money
Sheldon; did you want a bun
James; you mean it does not come with it
Sheldon and it cost $5 plain and if you want sesame seeds it’s a $1 apiece.
James; I can’t believe this, is the dog even cooked?
Sheldon; no, it cost another $20
James; AHHHHHHHHHHH, FORGET IT. (Stomps off the stage)
7)After the show in the back room the owner comes and tells Sheldon and James that there is a winner of that Uranus trip.
Club owner) Hey Sheldon, nice show, I just heard on the news that there is a winner for that Uranus trip.
Sheldon; wow that was fast I just signed up for that, hey James come quick
James; what’s up.
Sheldon; they found a winner for the Uranus trip. Let’s turn the TV on
They turn the TV on and the guy Spokstein is talking about who won.
Spokstein; yes the winner is from Dallas Texas is Sheldon Mashugana, his wife Reg and his 2 kids. Kvetch and nosh. They will be launching into space in 90 days so they need to check in to our studios ASAP to get ready.
Sheldon; OMG, I can’t believe it
James; we are going to space! Wow.
Club owner) well that sucks, you will be gone for a while.
Sheldon; don’t worry we will come back and pick up where we left off.
Club owner; no worries, zai guzunt and be healthy, be careful of those rings around Uranus. You don’t want any sourus.
Sheldon; thanks, I’ll keep you posted, let’s go James.
8)Sheldon and James see the girls at the club and go to them yelling
Sheldon: hey James before we go, the girls want to have ice-cream, lets tell them the good news
James; ok, 
They are walking into the club and see the girls
James; hey girls Sheldon won that trip to Uranus.
Reg; what? I can’t believe it.
Jo; I can’t either
Sheldon; AhHHHHHHHHHHHHH. We are going to Uranus, bubby bubby boo boo.
I thought I pooped in my pants when I found out.
Reg; don’t do that I have enough problems cleaning up after the kids.
James; I think you have to meet them at the studio and get the details
Sheldon; ok I’ll call them in the morning; Let celebrates and go out for ice-cream.
MIL; come on you astonuts , I’ll cook you some fligles tomorrow and a Cornish hen for fun.
9)Next day Sheldon calls the station to set up the flight and all the things they need to know about this flight.
Sheldon makes the phone call to see where to go
Sheldon: hello, this is Sheldon Mashugana that won the trip to Uranus; I need to know where and when you want us to come by.
Staff at station; yes and congrats to you and your family. We are at NASA in Houton, so here is our address and we are in building A4. At 1p, see you then
Sheldon: ok thanks.
Sheldon; hey Reg; we need to go with the kids and go down to NASA and take care of this flight
Reg; ok we are ready
In the car
Sheldon; this is a big thing, we are doing, nobody has ever gone this far, maybe I can talk to them about some Jewish food and pie to bring on board
Reg; that would be nice, well, at least we can say we went into outer space
Nosh; I’m hungry,
Kvetch; I’m hungry too,
Sheldon; let’s stop at buccees.
Nosh and Kvetch say; yea!
10)They go into buccees and get some goodies and leave. Then it’s about 3 more hours in the car to NASA from Dallas.
Kvetch; are we there yet, and then repeats it 10 more times
Sheldon; if you say it again, I’m going to make you eat some beef tongue
Kvetch; no daddy not the beef tongue, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reg; when are you going to have James come along
Sheldon; we have to find out if they can come at all, maybe we can sneak them on the rocket somehow with Jo.
Reg; won’t we get in trouble
Sheldon; maybe, but by the time they find out, it will be too late. Will be in outer space.
Nosh; oh cool there is the rocket called Apollo 11 in the front of the place
Kvetch; oh, wow
Sheldon; wow, I’m about to burst, only because I held it in too long after that bucees.
11)At NASA we have to see if we can go in to one of the buildings and shoot there, then will have 3 people that set it up. One will be spokstien; the other 2 people will look like star trek people.
Spokestein; hello and welcome to NASA. We all want to congratulate you for winning and look forward to your flight to Uranus and back, Meet my lutenant Hora and Doctor Femur.
Sheldon; and the family all shake hands with the 3 and enter the building..
The Doctor and Hora both say hello
Sheldon; I’m excited and nervous at the same time,
Reg; me too, I need to use the bathroom again
Doctor femur; ok, this way, come on kids you might has well
Spokstein; well Sheldon you might want to relax a minute, I’ll get you the people you’re going up with and have you meet them.
Sheldon; Ok, I’m going to make a call.
Sheldon calls James
Sheldon; Hey James, we made it to the place, and it’s really cool
James; what does it look like,
Sheldon; I’ll send you a few pictures and later today I’ll find out if you can go
James; sound good, be safe, don’t blow any farts, you know what happens when you do that
Sheldon; Oh do I ever. Ok, by
Spokestien; now kids come this way.
12)We sit in another room and get ready to meet the 3 people that are going to go with us on this flight.
Spokstein; thanks again and congrats again for this remarkable voyage to Uranus, I want you to meet captain Shempstone and engineer Harbo and doctor Chiko.
They all say hello and shake hands with all 4 of the family.
Sheldon; I have a question. I have 2 friends that want to go with us and they are like family, is there any possible way they can come if they work on board.
Spoke stein; no I’m afraid we only have enough room for7 people and a robot and that’s it. Sorry.
Reg; well you tried, (looking at Sheldon)
Sheldon; I think we can sneak them on somehow, will keep looking for the area we can do it.
Spokestein; now we have to get you all on a few simulators to get you adjusted to the space ride and then a physical. Are you all healthy and have you all ever been on a roller coaster or jet ride.
Kids both yes and yes.,
Sheldon: I’m health, but never been on a roller coaster
Reg: yes to both questions
Doctor; well we will try to get you on a ride tomorrow, in the mean time we will all have to get your blood tested and check out your bodies to make sure you’re ok for the space flight.
Spokstein; you all come down this hall for your quarters to get some sleep, we will be serving breakfast at 6am tomorrow morning, be ready.
Sheldon; thanks a lot see you in the morning.
13)They all go into the quarters and get ready for bed
14)They go get physicals then they hop on a g-force accelerator.
15)Then go on an jet plane
16)Call James and have him and Jo come down to NASA next week.
17)The family meets the Yiddish robot and then talks on TV about going
18)The family goes to the dreightle space ship and checks out how to eat and poop
19)Nosh has a problem pooping, but gets thru it with a lot of prunes.
20)Space launch date, Sheldon finds a place in the under part of the ship and sneaks them both on
21)Launch day, the world is watching as they talk about Jupiter 2 that got lost in space back in the 60s’
22)Rocket goes up and out of the atmosphere, everyone on the ship is ready, holding on to their gaderum and the robot is singing havanagelah.
23)Since there is no such thing as hyper sleep, everyone has to be awake the whole trip, so they find things to do on board, but first they get James and Jo from the under area of the ship
24)Captain is pissed off after finding them on the ship and calls Houston, Houston says that there is nothing they can do and to move forward
25)Captain and engineer are playing scrabble and chess and both fall asleep while the ship goes thru a worm hole close to Jupiter.
26)Next day after a nice sleep everybody wakes up and finds that everything looks different. Captain tries to call Houston, but no answer. They are now lost in space.
27)Captain sees a planet that looks like earth and lands on it, he checks out the air quality and finds out its exactly like earth so they can breathe with no problem
28)After landing on the planet, the captain tells Sheldon and James to hang tight and wait until he calls back to make sure the planet is safe to walk on.
29)Engineer goes with the captain and the kids want to play in the snow outside, so Sheldon lets them go outside and ends up that the snow is not snow, its whip cream and very messy.
30)Reg yells at the kids and Sheldon to come in and wash off the cream, and then the kids find candy and start eating the candy. Sheldon yells, we are home, all the candy we can eat and lots of whip cream for whatever we want.
31)Captain and engineer walk thru the area and also see that the place has whip cream and candy. They sample it and it tasted good. Then out of the blue a bald guy with a mustache yells at them
32)The bald guy named the macher tells them that he got on the planet thru a worm hole from another galaxy called greps , from a planet called chazer and does not know how he got there, he also tells them that there is no protein on this planet so he is eating anything he can to stay alive.
33)Captain tells the macher to come back with him and his engineer and will figure out something to get off this planet. Macher also says that there are 3 humans on this planet and that he ate one of them
34)Captain says on second thought let’s not have you come back with us just yet, do you know where the humans are and who they are.  Macher says their space craft was the Jupiter 2 and is not functioning at all. I forgot their names, but they are afraid of me after I ate their engineer.
35)Engineer says good to know and they move forward to find the humans, they run into some live candy that wants to eat them and have to shoot and kill a few of them. They call Sheldon and James to tell them to have them and the robot come their direction to help find the humans
36)Sheldon and James tell the wives and kids to stay on the ship and keep the radio on, in case something happens. Then they start walking to the captain and engineer
37)Sheldon runs into a branch that is now alive and is trying to eat him, James takes a candy rock and hits the branch to have Sheldon let go
38)The engineer , captain meet James and Sheldon and now they are all walking together
39)Macher is suspicious of all of them, so he is lagging behind and watching them.
40)Spokestein is in a panic and gets his crew together to find Uranus 2 on the ship called spielchas
41) Spokstein calls the president and tells him what happened, then gets on TV and tells the world that he has to go get them since they are now lost in space.
42)They launch spielchas and now they are on their way to get them.
43)Sheldon and James and crew are walking and see smoke and go toward it
44)Captain and engineer  confront the humans from the Jupiter 2 and they talk, then Sheldon and James talks to them
45)Macher is coming with a large snow ball that is actually a large ball of whip cream and is very hungry and wants to eat all the humans.
46)The 3 survivors talk to Sheldon and the crew about what’s going on and not to trust the macher
47)Macher throws the ball at all of them knocking them all out; the ball is 20x20 feet in diameter with candy sprinkles and cherries.
48)Macher had made a vehicle from candy that can take them back to his place to eat the humans
49) Reg and Jo are worried and start to wonder what happened to the boys. They start to call, but there is no answer. So they take the kids and go out into the whip cream and start to walk.
50)Macher has tied up everyone and now is about to make dinner out of one of them, the younger guy Bill is first. The girl’s names are angle and dr Melanie robinowitz.
51)Sheldon wakes up and yells and James tries to calm him down, the macher tells Sheldon to shut up and the macher is cooking Bill
52)The girls see smoke and when they come up to them , see the macher cooking this guy in a pot and the guy is yelling
53)James sees the girls and tells them to get back with his hand. The girls have a plan and the kids are right behind them. With the robot
54)The robot shoots at the macher with is fart laser pistols but the macher dumps a whole lot of chocolate on the robot stopping him from doing any harm.
55)On the ship spielchas, the captain and spokstien tell the engineer sparky that they are about to go thru the worm hole and to get ready. After they go thru it they see the first planet and do a diagnostic on it to see if there is any life. Then they head toward it.
56)Sheldon looks up and sees the ship coming toward them and they fire at the macher . The macher fires back, then captain and spokstien beam out to the planet and start to destroy the entire machers place and rescue bill and everyone.
57)The macher is then tied up and they make sure he can’t do any harm. The macher escapes and jumps into the Uranus 2 to lift off and go. Spokestein tells Steven his ship’s helm officer to not hurt the space ship and let him go.
58)The team takes all of 3 Jupiter 2 and Uranus 2 crew back to earth.
59)Everyone at home is excited that nobody got hurt and they were saved. Including the lost ship IO  2 crew.
60)James and Sheldon come home and rest before they go back to work, only to find out that their legs are now made of candy. Both reg and Jo also had their legs made of candy, and the kids had their fingers turn into candy, not sure if it’s reversible.
61)They go back on stage James and Sheldon and talk about funny words that people say all the time and don’t know what they mean.
   End
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